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A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.
by Pwoggg March 14, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.
by Pwoggg March 14, 2021
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