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1. Douchebag times 10.

2. A plastic bag filled with the gas and poop of an organism called Homo Sapiens.
1. A guy that goes to Applebees, and pays for his girlfriend's dinner with a giftcard, then considers it a romantic night out.

2. Dude you gotta check out the shartbag I lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. This is gonna be the best joke ever!
by BigCM April 02, 2010
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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