A fishing term used to classify an elite angler who always seems to be in the right place at the right time because he is always "on the fish". His prowess is so keyed in that you could put a sharpie in the worst possible fishing environment (weeds, snow, hurricane winds...), and he will still catch a trophy fish because he knows something that no one else knows, exactly how to present which lure/bait in which conditions to attract any fish that are present.

Permanent marker used for the sole purpose to write on somebody's face when they have passed out(i.e. black hawk down) usually if they are so intoxicated or high.

The sort of thing you look up, when you are sitting at your desk, and see an actual sharpie, and are so bored that you decide to look it up, to see what other losers wrote about it, because if you dont know the definition anyways you are a dumbf***k

A marker that is used for writing on every surface possible - known by beaners for "tagging"

A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.

fuckin awesome pens

1. (Noun) A sharpie is an instrument used for writing or arts and crafts.
2. (Noun) A sharpie is a great tool that can be used for masturbation by the ladies or even the guys if you are a weirdo.