Short. Hulk. Wishes to be taller and still has hope he will grow to be 6ft one day.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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Often referred to as Sharon. Most commonly known as big tick daddy. An unhealthy obsession with Bigfoot, claims he’s seen him on several occasions. A ungodly hate for ketchup. Will slam dunk in almost every sport but badminton, and Dave and busters.