The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020
Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011
1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
An icon, the moment! Revived pop music! Is the ultimate hero that Stan Twitter needed in these dark, harrowing times. All Stan Twitter r@ts must worship Tallulah Shark
by Tallulah Shark October 20, 2020
Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss
Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss
Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
by Big Bertram June 07, 2018