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Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.
Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!
by JermBoy May 31, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A single shard of meth that resembles a fish.
My dealer through me a shardine to eat before I took his sister to prom.
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
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A single shard of meth that resembles a fish.
My dealer through me a shardine to eat before I took his sister to prom.
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
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