Person 1: dayumm, that girl over there is nasty looking

Person 2: yeah i know, and i had to sit next her in math last year and everyday she reeked, man!

Person 1: i bet she was shard-born

Person 2: probably. i heard her mother had fistula

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

The shardborn idiot was the lowest of low lifes.