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Phil: I went sharbulting lastnignt
Craig: why the fuck are you still here, I thought I got away from you,I’m getting a restraining order, I’ve had enough of you and your bullshit Phil, I shagged your wife last night and she wants to divorce you, you are £500,000 In debt and the mafia are after you, good bye Phil
Phil:you fucking skenk
Craig: why the fuck are you still here, I thought I got away from you,I’m getting a restraining order, I’ve had enough of you and your bullshit Phil, I shagged your wife last night and she wants to divorce you, you are £500,000 In debt and the mafia are after you, good bye Phil
Phil:you fucking skenk
by Dadio is good March 12, 2020
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021