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I love you soo much!! im never gonna let you go! u are me world, my heart, my mind,my soul, the air i breathe, you are my everything! iwuve you!! mmmmmk?? screw u guys im going home! ha ha great times babe! mauh xoxo
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When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
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When somebody puts a whole basketball in them, even though they can’t get it back out.
I think that guy just pulled a Shaquille O’Neal.
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A mutated rabbit that loves squrils and gets that five dollar footlong form a squril who works in subway
squril is sheeza
is in love with shaquille sherzai
by ratible September 11, 2008
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