a.k.a courtneys man.shaquil you are so mine!sex machine!! lol....did me on our 3 month annerversary babe! muah muah muah!! xxoxo
I love you soo much!! im never gonna let you go! u are me world, my heart, my mind,my soul, the air i breathe, you are my everything! iwuve you!! mmmmmk?? screw u guys im going home! ha ha great times babe! mauh xoxo
by courtney January 09, 2005
by tightassbeaver June 27, 2010
When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010
by BungHolio PePe June 01, 2020
A mutated rabbit that loves squrils and gets that five dollar footlong form a squril who works in subway
by ratible September 11, 2008

