The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*
Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.

Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!
by cockdriller November 16, 2010
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An exclemation of surprise, happiness, frustration, confusion, anger, etc.

Origin: "Dang" meaning "oh, snap!"
"Shaquille" from the tradtionally black male name.
1.)Dang Shaquille! That door just had a head on collision with my face.

2.) Dick (to Martha)- "Your face is ugly!"
Jane (observer)- "Ooo, Dang Shaquille!"
by E-rizzle-dizzle February 14, 2008
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An 8 foot tall Bald blackman who is worshipped as a god in England
Shaquile O'Neal is a big Busty babe
by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019
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1)the most overpayed player in the NBA
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.
Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*
by the next t-mac February 22, 2006
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* a sexy whore that belongs to courtney murphy*
i love shaquil hyder!! -courtney murphy
by courtney December 01, 2004
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A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
by Patient zero February 11, 2006
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