A large thorny plant indigenous to San Antonio, Texas. When cut open, it is known to emit water, awesome, and poor free throw skills.

Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.

A member of the cacti family found in Los Angelos CA, Orlando FL, Boston MA, Phoenix AZ, Cleveland OH, and Miami FL.

Known for its unusual height and ability to break rock foundations.

A giant basketball player like cactus.

Noun
1. A large thorny plant indigenous to San Antonio, Texas. When cut open, known to emit water, awesome, and poor free throw skills.
2. Any object that is desirable to touch, but such an action is forbidden.

Interjection
1.Expression of worry, failure, shock, etc., often at something seen for the first time or remembered immediately before using this term. Used where 'shit' is not appropriate.

Shaqtus. The all seeing. He is watching. He sees you. He knows. The thing you have told no soul. He knows. And if you displease him, he shall tell. Shaqtus is no luaghing matter. He knows everything. He is the one cursed with knowlage.

A word used in just about any sentence, usually used before a statment of a funny statement.