The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.

A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.

The man who is famous for destroying leftist and SJWs with a barrage of facts.

Okay, now let's say hypothetically, you happened to be a dirty mean leftist. Then that would mean that you are destroyed. I destroy the left wing. You said abortion was okay, then I said your mom was gay.

Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.

Binki Shapiro is a doe-eyed blonde headed beauty who's one third of the Brazilian-American indie band, Little Joy. Her fashion sense is marvelous and she literally has the most sweetest angelic voice ever! Although a native of Los Angeles, she currently resides in New York City with her boyfriend/Little Joy bandmate Fab Moretti of The Strokes.