lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

Urban black slang for "lawyer" referencing the attorney Robert Shapiro who miraculously got OJ Simpson off of murder even with mountains of damning evidence against him. Robert Shapiro may be the only Jew who is not hated by blacks.

A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.

The fast-talking speed-god of capitalism and destroyer of libtards. This mythical beasts uses facts and logic to destroy socialists and p-word moisture. His one weakness is his undeniable love for AOC feet pics, and he will do anything to even catch a glimpse of them. It is said, if he desires he could drop a fire rap track, and raps better and faster than Eminem. Some say he doesn’t even exist. One of the few entities in the world to host Pewdiepie’s Meme review.

A term used to describe a snitch, or a suck up.

The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.