I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan
Staying alive was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan
by Rafficka June 16, 2014
A term referring to the ghettos of New York City's Staten Island district. The term was made famous by rap group Wu-Tang Clan whom hail from the areas (most of the members do any way). By far most, if not all of the "slums of Shaolin" can be found on the boroughs ruff and tumble North Shore. Common characteristics that can be found in the neighborhoods considered the "slums of Shaolin" are drugs, crime, and poverty amongst others.
"Staplton, the Wild West (West Brighton), Park Hill, Port Richmond, Now Borne (New Brighton), Jungle Nillz (Mariners Harbor)" - Method Man, "Shaolin What!?"
by Anonymous August 14, 2004
Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.
These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?
These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?
Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.
You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!
Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.
You - ....
Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!
You - *dead*
You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!
Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.
You - ....
Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!
You - *dead*
by Galvin Blascock March 20, 2007
Someone who does cool shit without a thought for their friends.
Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.
Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.
Oli: You won't believe what Dalan and Fiona did while I was at my parents' place visiting my dying grandmother!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!
by Oliver Denton December 17, 2007
When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!
by Rofellos November 13, 2007
by ne0aes0p August 02, 2006
Kung Fu is Chinese term for "martial art," it can also be called "Wu Shu." The holy Shaolin temple of the Buddhism was established about 1600 years ago on the mountain of Sung. It was the symbol of Buddhism power in China, and it also represented the ultimate domination of Buddhism over other religions in the next 1000 years in China. Shaolin temple was built during the feudal age when warlords divided and ruled each region of China separately. It was the time when murderers, bandits, and thieves were commonplace. In order to repel threats from outside world, the high priests of Shaolin temple research and devised many unique and powerful martial arts; monks were trained with martial arts as protector of holiness (at that time, all those that opposed buddhism principles were said to be "unholy"). Legend has that Shaolin temple devised powerful techniques such that allow people to punch through concrete wall, to regenerate and heal at faster rate, and to walk on the surface of water like dragonfly.
All these martial arts have come together as what we called "Shaolin Kung Fu." However, after centuries of warfare and disasters, much of Shaolin Kung Fu were swept away and forgotten. What we are learning now, the modern Shaolin Kung Fu, is the remnant of this ancient martial arts that once shaken the foundation of the world of martial art in the far east. Although Shaolin Kung Fu had lost it former glory long time ago, it still remains as one of the most prominent and most powerful martial arts exist in the world today. Martial arts like Karate, Judo, and Tai Kwan Do are actually variants of the techniques that originated from Shaolin Kung Fu. Suffice to say, no other martial arts in the world is as rich in techniques and as effective as the Shaolin Kung Fu.
by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010