Shannon Oiler is a 39 year old lesbian mother from Texas, she enjoys eating raw fish and giving birth

Downbad mom who gets kids drunk and watches them fuck

The most perfect human being on the planet. sexy as fuck, great at sex, and willing to do anything to make other people happy. Great girl overall... 12/10

The type of person to take all your food and offer you crumbs.

an assassin who kills little kids

A fishy girl who has sexual contact with older men

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.