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ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
by Canal Win Crew July 02, 2009
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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Anyone that you think is hot/sexy enough to have sexual relations with
Dammmnnnn, now she be shankable
by SuperExtremeX March 17, 2009
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Shankable is when someone’s face looks like they’re just begging for a shank. Never feel guilty about shanking someone who looks shankable.
Me: β€˜Wow look at Jojo!!!!! Her face is looking shankable today!!!!’

You: β€˜ Sister U right!’

Jojo: β€˜Hunni who do u-β€˜
Me: *Shanks face*
by Karissypoo February 26, 2019
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