by D2323 November 28, 2007
To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
by Joshmilburnt January 07, 2010
1. A homemade knife or stabbing weapon.
2. A short wank, time constrained by location and/or circumstances.
2. A short wank, time constrained by location and/or circumstances.
1. Pimp Daddy Smurf shanked Alfonzo for stealing his toilet wine.
2. That blonde walked by me between classes, so I slipped in the john and pulled a shank before second bell.
2. That blonde walked by me between classes, so I slipped in the john and pulled a shank before second bell.
by Cameron DiAss January 30, 2009
by Skippy Whitlock June 26, 2010
"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"
"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"
"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"
by 3dd0 March 08, 2009
by Tomas-N October 25, 2007
The process of masturbating while simultaneously defecating, usually but not exclusively, upon a toilet. It's etymology lies in a combination of the colloquial terms 'shit' and 'wank'.
by shankwanktank November 12, 2009