by Jester Hoffman October 20, 2016
by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020
Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.
by The Twentieth Man April 10, 2011
Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight
by mcbane999 April 17, 2010
Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.
Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.
by LottieEB July 27, 2007
Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.
by HAMMER December 08, 2004
by AlabamaHotpocketz January 29, 2009