Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003
The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon July 10, 2008
A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.
Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".
Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.
Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"
Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.
Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"
Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
by kel the dog August 05, 2010
Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.
The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.
The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.
The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.
The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.
The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.
'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).
by GarageSaleFTW June 29, 2010
A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon February 25, 2007
From an Ally McBeal episode where Lucy Liu said to her co work that she will give him the "Shanghai Grab". Which by inferred definition of the "rub and tug" by an Asian women with Chinese descent.
As defined above, the Lucy Liu saying she will give a shanghai grab to a coworker in the office whom she is having sexual relations with.
by Deeznuts4u April 05, 2011