A small, ranch town in the fuck-all middle-of-nowhere California. You don't know where it is. And nothing every really goes down there. It's actually pointless to continue reading this. It was all summed up in the first sentence. Really, I lived there most of my life and can't think of a single interesting thing about it. It goes without saying, people from Shandon spend a lot of time on the internet.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.