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A male who is good-looking and extremely intelligent. An amazingly beautiful, intelligent, talented but silent person.
I wish I could be a shando like him", "That shando looks cute does'nt he!, "He's one in a billion!, He's shando."
by Lauren D'costa December 17, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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the ship name for lando neal (son of link neal from gmm) and shepherd maclaughlin (son of rhett macluaglin from gmm)
gmm fan #1;"oh my god when shepherd and lando will grow up, i hope they get married!"
gmm fan #2; "oh my god, me too! shando forever!"
by LILY.M November 29, 2018
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A phrase localised to central Scotland, mainly Stirlingshire. Also used south of the border to describe someone who furiously masterbates in public.
"that guy is a total Shand", "what a shando", "Will Shand is a fucking homo"
by Sorcha Polly March 27, 2007
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(shahn-doh) n. a word that gay people and their affiliates, particularly the ones who were raised Christian or grew up in "the Church", used to describe their "spirit". Shando is usually the first word that Pentecostal/Baptist/COGIC people say before they start speaking in tongues and dancing/running all over the church. Gay people emulate this phenomenon when something brings them to utter excitement that is beyond words, for instance, the new episode of RuPaul Drag Race, a hot guy, or a new Beyonce song.
Ooh girl, that new dress is sickening. My shando is feeling this. Yes, Ma'am! WERQ!

Oh hell no! I know Chris didn't come to the wedding with that tired ass ho from the strip club. Lord, my shando is not pleased. Y'all better pray!
by fatblackdude February 20, 2013
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