A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.

Used to describe the usage of the rectum as a cocktail glass. One may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said Ass Shandy. Also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.

An imaginary pint of beer,mainly drunk by those in the south of England.
When ordering the pint of beer,they give a wink to the barman,and he tops it up with lemonade.
The Southerner(Also known as a Paolo)is then able to claim to have drunk loads of ale,when infact he's been drinking lemonade.

A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.

(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)

Noun.
An Eastern European version of the UK town centre wrecking youth beer cocktail, the Turbo Shandy.

To make.
In a pint glass add:
1/2 pint strong continental lager
1/2 pint smirnoff ice
1 large glass of slivovic (serbian spirit)

Drink quickly for maximum effect.

A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis