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Shan disease is a horrible infection that attacks from the waist-down And causes the hips, legs, feet & genitals to burn fiercely, to the extent of causing 3rd degree burn . The infection originated from Tyreke’s bird-like mother NaShandra and is spreading rapidly across the U.S.A., Shan Disease mostly occurs in Women and Men with a body count that’s over One Hundred and is very contagious for any one who participates in sexual activity with them. There is no known cure.
Friend: Shan... Are you ok?
Shan: NOOOO!!! MY PUSSY’S BURNING LIKE LAVA!!!
Friend: OH MY GOD!!! It’s Shan Disease.
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by White Boy XP June 06, 2018
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