When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.

When someone soaks up spilled beer with a napkin and proceeds to ring it out into their mouth, similar to a shamwow. It is often performed by two parties - one is the ringer and the other is the drinker.

Note: this is a variation of the popular solution to spilled beer: "zamboni"

A recently founded Cult based in California but rapidly gainaing ground elsewhere, the mission of the Cult is to spread the Word of Vince and enlighten the world to the Shamwow, the only shammy that works wet or dry

Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms

One of the most funniest youtube video to the Guyanese audience created by jaymantube

When a guy bangs a girl with a fully saturated bloody tampon, and then rips it out and splatters the letter A on her chest.