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Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps
by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009
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Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.

After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"

Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-

"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
by Kobie September 22, 2006
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An accelerated shump
"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."
by BlackFalcon448 January 06, 2012
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My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra
by Javissimo June 27, 2020
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A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem
A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya
by Bigppdad December 24, 2020
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The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.
After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.
by Funny Bob December 27, 2020
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