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Shamona is the word given for doing sexual acts with a person such a kissing etc It derives from the town of Longford in Ireland and even has its own season by the name of ‘Shamona Season’ where the person who does the most Shamona wins.
Brooklyn: Rah bro did you do Shamona with that girl
Kofi: Of course bro Shamona to the world and back !
by Don dada November 26, 2019
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Word that expresses many terms as a friend or someone you hate. Said by Michael Jackson as Shamon and then transformed it into shamona. Also a form of epilepsy.
Hey what in the shamona are you doing.

You have been diagnosed with shamona you have 3 weeks to live.
by UhhthePaul April 17, 2010
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It is a frase to use when something hype happens to you or your friend.
"Bro i didn't fail all my classes this year!" "Shamona your stick!"
by GG_Anderson December 28, 2020
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