Shammar: basically writing like this right here isnt actually a sentence and like yes,,, i made a typo but also i don't care enough to fix my punctuation and like. why? you know? i mean sure, i totally do write like this all the time and arguably its sort of like its own dialect and thats definitely cool, but some people apparently can't understand not to write like this normally???? like even on school assignments and work emails and its like ???no??

College dudebro guy: hey so why did i get a D on my paper i dont get it i worked really hard on it . can we meet do discuss my grade because i dont think its fair???? -sent from my iPhone

prof: i mean, this is an English class dude you are in 3rd year undergrad && you should know better by now. honestly how have you not been called out on this before. get your shit together pls you are embarrassing yourself so just dont ok? go bastardize our language somewhere that isn't a term paper , your shammar has no place here thank

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.

Shammar was fighting ten people