When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.
Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."
by suicidallyreckless May 09, 2012
When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011
Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately
by RCCG May 22, 2008
She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...
by drivewaypuddleshallow July 29, 2011
Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook
by Fake plant January 27, 2019
The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.
by Pub O'Brien May 24, 2005
Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.
That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete
by Brian Butterly August 07, 2006