A cruel and heartless man that wrote scores of plays for the sole purpose of torturing young schoolboys and -girls for generations after his death.
Shakespeare...That bastard.
by Rado February 05, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Shakespeare mug for your friend Helena.
1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson
by sylvie December 22, 2004
Get the mug
Get a shakespeare mug for your father Paul.
Shakespere wrote stuff that we could never write in our dreams
by Stephanie March 04, 2004
Get the merch
Get the Shakespeare neck gaiter and mug.
Verb
tense, shakespeared, shakespearing, to shakespeare
1. To create a word

2. To make a verb from a noun.
My friend told me that I can't just make up words so I shakespeared shakespearing.
by TheAngryCelt September 07, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Shakespearing mug for your buddy Jovana.
Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.
What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?
by zombie_fools April 10, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Shakespeare mug for your Facebook friend Julia.