Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet
Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?
by Little Boy Death November 05, 2012
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English playwright and author who died in the year of 1616.
Some intend to claim that Shakespere is greatly over rated and if you examine the case and come to the realization that you indeed like Shakespeare, well in that case you haven't attended to high school yet.

There are however theories concerning the real truth about Shakespeare. The theory suggests that there is a deep evil hidden in his works, with the purpouse to steal away the attention from all other authors, such as the swedish poet Carl Michael Bellman.
Common person says: "Hi!"
Shakespeare enthusiast starts waving his arms around and shouting melodramaticly about flowers and the power of spring wich has brought him to meet his friend. When he is done he has one friend less, awake at least.
by Hugin January 15, 2006
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a pedo...
Wow that senior just shakespeared those jr. high girls into sex.

craddle robber
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Word used to describe pot or one who is high. Comes from when my friends were high and read Shakespeare plays.
"Are you on Shakespeare?"

"Jeff, you got any Shakespeare?"

"Mary, you are Shakespeare."
by Rusty Shackleford, June 24, 2005
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Writer of basically every pkay that anyone gives a @#$% about. He was one of those guys who uses like a billion super hard to understand and super big words just to say a simple thing like "Then he ate food." He wore an earlier version of the parachute pants, and would have got cocky and wrote some "you can't touch this," if he hadn't have died from O.D on some ancient booz.
"I'm so sad", said the goth kid."maybe I'll go to a shakespeare play.
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Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.
The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.
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