A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead

When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.

Would I was Shook Speared

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

He is/was a friend of mine.