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Originally brewed in building 31, Section 5 of the Bronx, NY. Shaint is short for "sure aint". This phrase gained notoriety in the early 1990's.
Homie #1: Fam, that girl you were with , that's wifey? Homie #2 SHAINT
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.
I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.
by Badaducci December 07, 2018
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liquid paint like shit that covers the inside of the toilet bowl after a explosive shit
After eating taco bell for lunch and supper i left shaint all over the toilet bowl
by roachburger July 13, 2009
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the combination of the word she and ain't , so you don't have to say the two words seperate
Shain't gonna come to the party later on
by BigPoeticCanine August 02, 2010
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To faint whilst shitting. Usually after a particularly nasty curry or if suffering from a fever.
Did you hear that Ian shainted at work today.
by pb1979 June 16, 2011
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Replacement for should not or shall not to drive a pedant who is easily offended by ain't absolutely batshit crazy.
Nerd: "ain't" is not a word in the English language.
Dude: Well, I guess we shain't use that one no more then.

Exec: We need this done in 10 business days.
Staff: Well, I guess you better stop tossing the salad and approve the project then, shain't cha?
by milleym June 28, 2011
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