To get Shafed can be many things. It can be being forced to smell someones asshole. It can be being burned while sitting around chillin in your shop. It could also be being hounded by the biggest Goddamn stickler in the fuckin' place tellin you how to do shit. To get Shafed is the lowest of lows. If you resist the Shafe, Barcus, his loyal henchman, will make you get Shafed like none other.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

-The act of having dined in the worst dininghall at Virginia Commonwealth University.