A person with a weird addiction to soccer and no matter what he does his hair always looks like shit. He is into random stuff like phobias. He is always weirdly addicted to music and is always going to be short. Has a weird way of attracting people like 8-year-olds and babies

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A contagious disease in which a person grows extra breasts in odd areas. Like a forehead, on the stomach, and even on the cheeks