Kevin: "What the hell happened in my bathroom? It smells like a walrus died in there."

Adam: "Oh ya, well Matt just shadished and it got everywhere."

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow