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What the students at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry did instead of going to the bathroom. They would shit on the floor instead of using the fucking toilet like human beings.
Young Wizard: "Where's the bathroom?

J.K. Rowling: "Oh, no we just shad on the floor."
by brahimage April 05, 2020
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It’s mostly used for perfect humans i knew you will say perfect humans don’t exist but jokes on they do
by STFUDONTYOUDARESAYSHIT April 02, 2019
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Slang word for the shadow which some large-breasted girls have beneath their breasts when they stand directly under a luminous object.
Jow-dog: Mate did you see that Italian girl with the lush swingers?
Boy-dog: Course I did mate, cracking piece of Italian shad!
by Leroy Sarnie May 21, 2017
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Shad can be a fish or a person they r players (not all of them) they r attracted to names that start with the letters b, x,a,c and m
by So. August 01, 2019
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A name to call lazy unemployed people who live off the state, and use food stamps on the 1st and 15th of the month, also known to vote for hillary clinton
I always try avoid walmart on the 1st of the month due to the over abundance of shads
by Buschhhh November 05, 2017
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1. A worthless employee who volunters for all safety or cultural clubs at work. Who occupies all upper management with inane chatter.

2. A recovering drug addict who lies.

3. A turd fish.

4. A turd blossom.
That dude is a total Shad.
by Bbonemoney July 26, 2019
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