Man I'm going to have to clean the gutars with my shabbyrod.
or
That big-footed man must indeed has a shabbyrod.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"