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(pronounced: SHAH-bud)

Also: shaba’d, shabba’d, shabbaba’d, and shabba babba’d

Getting fucked over so royally you don't even realize the severity of how badly your being fucked over and joke that you're getting shabbed while being shabbed, made that much worse by your lack of insight and compounded continuously by virtue of the ignorance of the skyrocketing severity level of how badly shabbed you're getting fucked into.

(it becomes an infinite loop of vicious cycles, each exponentiating the impact of the previous to the point of becoming suicidal, but ultimately you laugh it off with “wow, I got fucken shabbed”)

E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim..."

one: "...fuck in shabbed."
E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim pact his colon..."

one: "...fuckin shabbed."
by Ken1plus2 January 31, 2018
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to cut or poke yourself
related to stabbed
Ouch! I just shabbed myself with a pencil!
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