Sgt Hodge is a robot. He has been the star character in the Terminator movies. Thats right... That robot wasnt fake. He hates the words yea and yep. And will destroy you is you say either of them. He can also do 5,000,000,000 push ups. All without breaking a sweat. Its fucking amazing.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.