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Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.
OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!

Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.

John's a bit of a Seymour today...
by Seymour Hawkins March 31, 2012
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A small town in southern Indiana.-->The birthplace of John Mellencamp.
"I was born in a small town"......Seymour is that small town.
by Jordan Vinson October 19, 2005
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Anyone with this name is a fat whore
Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus

Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!
by Ehhh oooh March 13, 2016
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A massive cunt who thinks he has a huge dick but actually has a dick of 0.1 micrometer (can be sometimes mistaken for a boil/pimple)
I think I just saw a blackhole. Ah never mind its just Seymour.
by Seymour / The Diss God January 17, 2018
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Unable to find one's way not knowing one's whereabouts. Something remembered from the past, a recollection. The personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.
When you make memories by doing something with someone then a tragic accident happens, forcing. That's Seymour happening.
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by seymour68 June 13, 2018
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Seymour. Is a thug for Life put some respect on his name he's the realest
Guy: Damn, he is so dope

Guy 2: yeah, he really is a Seymour
by Cmonman4real February 26, 2017
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