Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.
OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!
Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.
John's a bit of a Seymour today...
Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.
John's a bit of a Seymour today...
by Seymour Hawkins March 31, 2012
Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus
Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!
Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!
by Ehhh oooh March 13, 2016
A massive cunt who thinks he has a huge dick but actually has a dick of 0.1 micrometer (can be sometimes mistaken for a boil/pimple)
by Seymour / The Diss God January 17, 2018
Unable to find one's way not knowing one's whereabouts. Something remembered from the past, a recollection. The personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.
When you make memories by doing something with someone then a tragic accident happens, forcing. That's Seymour happening.
via giphy
by seymour68 June 13, 2018
by Cmonman4real February 26, 2017
Sep 11 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

