Every sexy person is a slice of sexy cake. People who are sexy on one way are on one side of the cake while people who are sexy in another way is on the other side. The sexier someone is, the bigger the slice they are.
Caitlyn: Look at him, he is so sexy!
Emily: How big a slice do you think he is?
Caitlyn: I think he's a whole cake Em!
Emily: How big a slice do you think he is?
Caitlyn: I think he's a whole cake Em!
by apple-scruff July 11, 2004
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Sexycake - is a combination of sexy and cake; is used to describe someone who is so sexy, it's delicious. Hence, sexycake.
by Alex's Bitch. June 28, 2011
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