by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021
by Crafty catfish June 01, 2021
some kid: im gonna go on this cool site i found because fuck school
1 hour later
also kid: this site is full of sex someone help
1 hour later
also kid: this site is full of sex someone help
by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021
The act of purposely seeking out a anorexic woman for a one night stand solely for the purpose of saving money by not having to purchase food or contraception during the date.
Man, I am horny, broke and I don’t get paid for three more days! I need to go down to the modeling school and find some thrift sex.
by OMG303LOL April 05, 2018
Invite a girl to the cinema on a date but instead the girl comes with her entire family and you get rejected
by nojussex June 24, 2021
by ThatVulgarDude November 12, 2015
When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water
by Nice cock February 03, 2021