When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
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When you murder that pussy so good, it's like you're a criminal or a serial killer.
"It was like some Dexter sex, the way I was murderin' that pussy."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
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When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018
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Fucks people with out asking always on her toes. is always happy, She will make you fuck her.
by uareu June 25, 2019
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When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
We had emo sex
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
We had emo sex
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