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A document that contains a summary or listing of relevant sex experience and education.
Before his status as "good in bed" could be validated, Richard was forced to submit his sexumé for review.
by spacebot December 04, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Pronounced sex-oo-may.
Easiest explanation: Sex Resume, i.e. sexual history
Man... her sexume is at LEAST 10 pages long...
by yethica June 06, 2010
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