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Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009
Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
by THEADVICEDAWG January 24, 2011
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Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.
Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating
by Timmy0209 February 27, 2014
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sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone
sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone
sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone
sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone
sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone
by Kiel Shafur July 21, 2010