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Of a person, usually a porn star, call a prostitute to their home to have sex, watch porn, give each other a blowjob and boobjob, and play around with each other's dick, tits or pussy.
I called a sextifyer because I was so fucking tired. I had sex with her but sadly my condom ripped so now I am a father. But, I loved the blowjob she gave me.
by The nameless hacker April 12, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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