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Sexpology: To apologize in the form of sex instead of a formal "I'm sorry... Forgive me" apology.
Sexpologies are most commonly used when dealing with ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends. Sometimes you've apologized so many times there just isn't anything else to do except give them a nice, big sexpology.
Sexpologies are most commonly used when dealing with ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends. Sometimes you've apologized so many times there just isn't anything else to do except give them a nice, big sexpology.
Jim: "Hey man, your girlfriend every forgive you for not coming home until really late again this weekend?"
Eric: "Yeah... I just gave her an all night sexpology and promised never to stay out late without calling her first again. We're golden."
Eric: "Yeah... I just gave her an all night sexpology and promised never to stay out late without calling her first again. We're golden."
by Sally Slam 'n Scram June 06, 2011
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021