Urban Dictionary: Sexonds

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When after finishing the first round of sex and you want to ask for the second round. Sexonds? yes please!

A husband leans over to his wife and asks for Sexonds, please?

by Hollister25 November 22, 2010

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

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sexond

The time it takes to have sex

they dissapeared into the bathroom for just a sexond

by Vlair Bananas September 30, 2005

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sexond

a sexond is the unit of seconds while having sex.

He lasted only 30 sexonds!

by abbalee July 27, 2005

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sexond

a unit of sex time, in seconds.
(i.e. how many seconds the sex takes)

dude man, i was with courtney last night, and i swear to god it lasted like 360 sexonds.

by boobiepants May 30, 2007

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Sexond

Regretting sex.

Dude I slept with Mandy and now I am having sexonds.

by megasaurusgoesrawr March 20, 2009

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Sexonds

The amount of time it takes for more than one person to have sex.

(Sexonds only applies to more than one person, for only one person having sex with themselves see: loneliness)

10 sexonds... She's pissed, but I'm happy!

by Isthislegall? June 04, 2011

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