When someone has the same sex drive and kinks as you, and it makes you wanna scream and cum all over them
Debbie: βOMG I love being choked to near death!!!β
Luke: βDEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!β
Debbie: βLUKE this is so sexciting. I canβt wait to be choked the fuck out!β
Luke: βDEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!β
Debbie: βLUKE this is so sexciting. I canβt wait to be choked the fuck out!β
by Clubpenguin August 23, 2019
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
My second cousin Mary and I went to the ol' swimming hole for some fun and ended up having a sexciting wrastle in the shallows.
by RobotRob February 07, 2006
by MB 703 December 08, 2019
Something that can be as exciting as sex. However, since so little compares, it's generally used as a sarcastic remark.
Joey: So what're you up to?
Nick: Ugh...doing the dishes
Joey: Well that's sexciting...
Nick: I know...
Nick: Ugh...doing the dishes
Joey: Well that's sexciting...
Nick: I know...
by beastlybeastiality March 23, 2010
Jim: Oh man, that girl is hot!
Ronnie: Totally, she's sexciting.
Amy: Look at those abs, those are so sexciting.
Sarah: I'd bone him.
Ronnie: Totally, she's sexciting.
Amy: Look at those abs, those are so sexciting.
Sarah: I'd bone him.
by cutiepie1097 January 10, 2011
by mxc luver December 06, 2004
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

