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I was working on a school project with the hottest girl in the school, Alyssa. She had the best boobs and the sexiest ass. Every night I would jerk off to her. One day, we were walking down the hallway talking about our project. I then dropped my pencil and when I went to pick it up, my head "accidentally" hit her boobs. Then she said "Dude, you hit my boobs." I didn't know what to say so I said "Sorry your boobs are so big." Then she just looked at me for 5 seconds. She then looked down and saw how hard my dick was and she started grabing it and whispered "nice cock." I didn't know what to do so I started grabbing her ass and boobs and she said "Yes, just like that." Then we went to her house and luckly her parents weren't home. She walked me towards her room and I couldn't stop looking at her tight jeans on her ass. I then grabbed her and we started making out. I then took off her jeans and her shirt we started kissing again. Then I started grabbing her ass and boobs and they felt so good in my hands. She then went on her knees and started sucking my dick and she was super good at it. I then grabbed her and threw her on the bed. She seemed so happy she was gonna get fucked. I then insert my dick in her pussy and she screamed.I started thrusting it in and every time I went faster and faster. She then started screaming and screaming and started yelling "YES JAKE YES!"

Then...I woke up
I dreamt of sex
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by Sexy dreams November 05, 2018
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Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
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"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009
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Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.
by JooperPooper12345 November 06, 2017
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Something I will probably never have.
Me: I've never had sex before, and most likely never will.
by Hisashi46 February 26, 2015
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The process of reproduction-or the process of pleasure.
"Follow me." I lead him to my bedroom. I walk toward him and kiss him ever so passionately. He doesn't seem to mind because we start to make out. Tounge is included. He leads me the bed and I fall on it. He gets on top of me and his hands slide up my shirt. He grabs and rubs my tits, and I moan. I whisper dirty things in his ear and tell him to take off my shirt. He obeys and soon my bra is off too. He sucks my tits as I grab his crotch. I moan, and he pulls off my pants. He pulls off my panties and I realize he's still fully dressed. He quickly takes off his shirt as I pull off his pants and boxers. I whisper in his ear to fuck me. Soon he's inside of me, fucking me hard. I scream for him to go faster and he obeys. I scream for him to go harder and he obeys. I scream for him to go deeper and he obeys. I moan, my pussy wet. I feel warm liquid seep into my vagina. He cummed. I stick my finger in my pussy, get a fingerful of the stuff, then put it in my mouth and swallow it. We fuck hard throughout the night. the morning we fuck again. Before he leaves we have more sex, and make out. He leaves, and I realize I love him. 2 Months Later
I'm scared, we fucked again a month ago, before he left for his business trip. He's back now and.I'm visiting him. I knock on the door. He answers and I go inside. I tell him we need to talk and he freaks out. When we're both sitting i lean forward and say, "Daniel, I'm pregnant." He gives me a look, and says under his breath, "Fuck."
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sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
sex without a pill or a condom, is the stork's wake up call, to get back to delivering babies.
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by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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